Business & Tech

Lucite Lamp, Ready-Made Luau For Sale

We comb Craigslist for the best things Golden Valley is selling on Craigslist this week.

Belkin Battery Backup

After recent storms highlighted just how ridiculously vulnerable our power lines are to wind-blown trees, it's a miracle anyone in Golden Valley would want to part with a surge protector/battery combination designed to help keep computers going after a power outage.

Handmade Bird Baths

In case you ever thought your front yard was missing that "unkempt 20-something" feel, these bird baths are just for you. Made out of old, mismatched plates and vases stacked on top of each other and glued together, they may give you flashbacks to the dirty dishes pile from your first post-college apartment, minus the smell of cold pizza and stale beer.

"Stuff"

It may be the most random collection of things sold on Craigslist in a while, but there's an upside: taken together the collection has the makings of a ready-made luau. Grass skirt? Check. Fake flower lei? Check. Decorative pins? Check. Decorative dinosaur? Check. Silver, 90's-looking jacket to drape on the shoulders of the fire walking champ, a la Augusta National? Check. All you need is a pig (or pig-shaped block of seitan) and a spit roast

Vintage Lucite Lamp

Looking like a prop from a Katamari Damacy live-action movie, this lamp could be a great statement piece for your kitchen or living room. 


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